AS SEEN ON T.V. by John Wayne Comunale

AS SEEN ON T.V. by John Wayne Comunale

Publish date January 19th 2018

Published by Grindhouse Press

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Artie is a serial killer obsessed with As Seen On T.V. products. Collecting and modifying these items is his only passion outside of killing, which he’s been doing a long time. Far longer than most of his peers, but Artie always took special care to make sure he remained free. Now a strange, small man has moved next door to him, and the smell of popcorn hangs thick in the air. After a few odd interactions with him, Artie starts to wonder if there’s something other than himself that’s kept him from being caught.

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Who does not love those classic "As Seen On TV" household items. From the Clapper to Spray on Hair, they have in one way or another become part of everyone's life and an icon in TV advertising. Now take those wonderful inventions, add a serial killer, buckets of blood and copious amounts of popcorn, and you have AS SEEN ON TV, the new novel from John Wayne Comunale.

I will have to be careful on talking about the story. There are some plot points I do not want to give away as spoilers. So bear with me as we jump around a little bit to keep this review spoiler free.

Artie, our main character, is a serial killer who also has a compulsive addiction to As Seen On TV items. His life revolves around the daily use of these gadgets and of course, his love of killing. Artie has a solid routine and it has kept him safe for many years, but suddenly something has changed and he finds his world upended by the appearance of a strange man. Events start to spiral out of Artie's control and he will begin to question the safety of his anonymity and his sanity.

Artie is a great character. It is not often that you find yourself rooting for the serial killer, but in this story you will find yourself doing just that. Artie could be your average every-man, the person you pass by each day and not think twice about. But he is a killer, and a very creative one at that. The author gives us good background on Artie and really brings him to life as the story moves along. This is really Artie's story. There are a few other characters in the story, but the author keeps it simple and tight with a small cast and only a couple key locations. 

The author has fun with the As Seen On TV items. Using existing tools and making up some truly funny combinations. Who wouldn't want a Hair De-Greaser and Straightener with a built in popcorn maker. He might start his own trend and soon Ronco will be making some surprising new items.

The author has fun with the gadgets, but in the end this is a horror novel. As the story progresses, more and more blood is spilt as Artie's world unravels. The last act of the story has a scene that makes any Clive Barker story look tame in comparison. 

So plug in your book reading light with optional popcorn maker and GPS, and enjoy AS SEEN ON TV.  (Available now in limited quantities, selling fast, first 10 callers get a self-sharpening steak knife with detachable toe-nail clippers)

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You can learn more about JOHN WAYNE COMUNALE and his other works HERE.

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AND HELL FOLLOWED: AN ANTHOLOGY by Death's Head Press

AND HELL FOLLOWED: AN ANTHOLOGY

Publish date January 15th 2019

Published by Death's Head Press

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Seventeen authors re-imagine the biblical apocalypse and all the hell that follows in sixteen horrifying tales. What if the prophecies of Revelation hit today? What sort of craziness and evil would ensue? 

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AND HELL FOLLOWED is the first book from the new publisher Death's Head Press. They have pulled together an amazing group of authors who have all written short stories based on events from the Book of Revelations. Stories range from the first horn blast and the Horsemen to the final day and everything in-between. It can be read as a sort of primer as what and what not to do to survive during the Apocalypse.

Let's take a look at what's inside.....

THE WHORE OF BABYLON by Sam West

A horror author meets a mysterious woman in a bar and learns he may have unknowingly contributed to a coming apocalypse.

BEHIND BLUE EYES by Chris Miller

Jack has just lost the love of his life.  But he has no time to mourn as he hears the first trumpet blast.

This story is one of my favorites of the collection. Such a frightening and grisly view of the beginning of the end.

CENSERED by Christine Morgan

One of the lighter tales in the book. A rebel angel in God's court is very upset in his role in the planning of the apocalypse.

THE DAY AND THE HOUR by Wile E. Young

Four survivors during the end-time must now face the 6th trumpet blast and the horrors it unleashes.

THE OLD MAN AND THE LAMB by Patrick C. Harrison III

In a land ruled by the church, an old man encounters what could be the catalyst to the further destruction of the world.

APOCALYPSE... MEH by John Wayne Comunale

The apocalypse has come and it is not quite what people expected.

FALLEN by James Watts

175 years after the horseman's ride, one fallen angel meets a man who is connected to his death as a child centuries ago.

GODLESS WORLD by Michelle Garza and Melissa Lason

Four girls trying to survive during the end time. A video game and a promise keep them together.

This is a great little story. The Sisters of Slaughter give us a tale full of action and beasties, but still give the story a heart.

HAM AND PUDGE by K. Trap Jones

The story of two creatures, created by God to scavenge the site of the last battle between Satan and Jesus.

This story is just brimming with dark, dark humor and one of the best donkeys ever.

HORSE by Wrath James White

Could a new designer drug called Horse be the beginning of the Apocalypse? A drug dealer learns the truth as he tries to make his way home.

HELL PASO by C. Derick Miller

A portal has opened at the Mexican/American border and all Hell is coming through it. Two soldiers try to survive after one fires a shot that has just changed some very important preordained events.

CULT OF THE ANGEL EATERS by Mark Deloy

A man with the ability to see angels and then eat them for their powers gathers followers to teach them his ways and to prepare for the coming of demons.

SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION by Delphine Quinn

Chips implanted in your body keep a running score of your life or social merit. Say or do the wrong thing and your score could drop and have very serious consequences. Two teens decide to change their lives and leave the city and their families behind, and say goodbye to the Six Degrees.

Another favorite in this collection. The mixing of the Mark of the Beast with technology was handled well. Read like a mix of Orwell's 1984 and the Black Mirror episode Nosedive.

THE UNVEILING by Hyane Sawbones

 A wife and mother, distraught from the sudden death of her husband gives birth to a boy who may be something much darker.

MARK OF THE BEAST by Richard Raven

Something is wrong at Antioch Baptist Church, and the new Pastor seems to be the center of it.

OUTPOURING by Jeff Strand

Caleb awoke with a terrible sore on his back. Who would have thought the End could begin in a little apartment.

I have to say I really enjoyed this anthology. I have always been interested in stories about Revelations. Starting back in Catholic grade school when the nuns would use it in ways to scare the crap out of us kids. As with any anthology some stories are better than others, but none will leave you feeling disappointed. I would recommend this book to everyone.

Death's Head Press has put together a very impressive collection for a first time publisher. I can't wait to see what they have in store for us in the future.

The End is Nigh! Pick up this book before it's too late.

You can purchase AND HELL FOLLOWS: AN ANTHOLOGY on AMAZON.

To learn more about the publisher, please visit their site at DEATH'S HEAD PRESS.

THE SAME DEEP WATER AS YOU by Chad Lutzke

THE SAME DEEP WATER AS YOU by Chad Lutzke

Publish date January 11th 2018

Published by Static Age Books

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Music, beer, skateboarding, and tragedy star in this coming-of-age lesson on love and lust and the line that divides them, as 19-year-old Jex experiences a life that meets River’s Edge and Kids with Dazed & Confused––a parentless indie yarn with the dark heart Lutzke is known for.
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I have come to learn the need to have a box of Kleenex ready when starting a Chad Lutzke book.

Chad has given us a heartbreaking tale of friends, love and loss that I dare anyone to finish with dry eyes. THE SAME DEEP WATER AS YOU is another Chad Lutzke masterpiece. He just has a way of drawing you into a story and keeping you there until the end. As with all his books, this just feels so real. This could be you and your friends going through the events in this story.

The character development is top-notch. You become vested in the crew quickly and come to the point where you are feeling what they are experiencing. We follow Jex as he deals with life on a daily basis, his lost love, friends, skateboarding, music and hanging out. The cast of friends changes as the story progresses, but the core tight knit group remains.

What the author does so well is to make everyday life into a captivating story. While not really a horror story, he does convey the true horror that can force its way into someone's life unexpectedly.

I don't want to give anything away that will spoil this story for the reader.  Just pick this book up and enjoy a master at work.

And while you're in a Chad Lutzke mood, I would recommend also picking up STIRRING THE SHEETS. A book that is guaranteed to bring the strongest man to tears.


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WHERE STARS WON'T SHINE by Patrick Lacey

WHERE STARS WON'T SHINE by Patrick Lacey

Publish date January 5th 2019

Published by Grindhouse Press

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I'll be seeing you.

That's the note left behind for Ivy Longwood when infamous killer Tucker Ashton murders her boyfriend. Several years later, after Tucker vanishes from his jail cell, Ivy travels to Ashton's hometown of Marlowe, Massachusetts. Not for closure or therapy. She's being called there. Steered by forces beyond her control. What she'll find is not the quiet suburban town Marlowe once was. It's something new. Something dark. Something that answers the question: Where did Tucker Ashton go?

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 2018 was a great year for horror and the small press, and it looks like that trend is carrying on into 2019 with one of the first releases of the year, WHERE STARS WON'T SHINE by Patrick Lacey. 

Tucker Ashton is a serial killer. He has murdered people from coast to coast, and then went on a killing spree in his home town of Marlowe, Massachusetts. After being caught he just disappeared from his cell and was not seen again. Most believe that Tucker is dead, or at least they hope he is. Four strangers will soon learn the truth as they are drawn to the town of Marlowe. What they find there will make them question their reality and their sanity. Can they survive Marlowe, and its dark starless night?

Patrick Lacey has given us a horrific, mind-bending story that will have you continually checking the dark corners of your room while you're reading. Tucker Ashton is a truly frightening character, brought to life (really almost too real) by the author's use of character building and interactions.  All the main characters are believable and well fleshed out. They are all given enough back-story for you to care about them (and of course hate others). The world the author has created for them is split in two. One side being your normal small home town, the other a perverted mirror image (think the upside-down from Stranger Things on crack). It is the author's ability to blend these two worlds into one constantly shifting narrative that makes this story so terrifying. At times you do not know which world you might be in. 

But the star of this story is Tucker himself. A lot of his background is given through excerpts from an autobiography that was written by an author who died on the day of its release. At times you can almost feel bad for Tucker, he is a product of the hard childhood he was subjected to. I think one of the scariest aspect of the character is that he could be real. Kids see horrifying images on TV and the internet on a daily basis. This does not have adverse effects on all kids, but those that it does could lead them down a dark path. You see it in the news regularly. Just imagine this going on unchecked, then add in the loss of a parent and abuse at the hands of another; this is the world the author had Tucker reared in. 

Another aspect of the story that I think was important that the author touched on was how the public views such horrors. There are websites dedicated to killers. Have we just become desensitized by it all? And there is, scary as it sounds, people who idolize these killers (as also shown in the story). By this idolization, do we give these "larger-than-life" killers more power than they deserve? Does the public's view and sometimes misguided support strengthen and help create theses characters? That is a whole other discussion that could go on forever. Let's just say that Patrick covers some of these questions in the story.  So along with the well crafted tale, he makes you really think about the world around you.

 It also might instill in you a dreaded fear of potatoes.

I would highly recommend picking this book up to start your New Year off right.

So prepare yourself, Tucker Ashton has come home. God help us all.

You can purchase WHERE STARS WON'T SHINE in ebook and print on AMAZON .

 

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(I received an ARC of this book in exchange for a honest review)